A lyrical challenge to social norms by one man and his dolphin.
One man, one mission - to speak to the people of Britain and strip-back the layers, revealing our country in all its natural glory.
As a fan of Channel 4's First Dates, I decided to brave the cameras and become a background dater. Little did I know I'd meet Cosmo's own Features Editor...
The irrational musings of a nosy neighbour.